Hey Elm! Remember that time you ACCIDENTALLY SENT AN EMAIL TO YOUR DAD FROM YOUR BLOGGING EMAIL?
Sigh. Well done, ya moron.
This just popped into my head, because I was CHECKING said blogging email. Because, y’know, people email me on it… I have friends… Okay, no.
My heart nearly stopped when I got the “Wtfffffffff??!!” reply back from my dad, so my mind went: ‘Okay, Elm! Whatcha gonna do?’
And my brain decided this:
Um, sorry! Yeah, Gem’s this girl from my school… She was having trouble with her email and wanted me to help her. Sorry again!”
OH, WELLL DONE! BRILLIANT EXCUSE! HAHAHAHA!
A few weeks later, dad asked me who Gem was again as an offhand comment.
“UGH, her! Nah, I really don’t like her; she’s SO ANNOYING.”
For the record, my name is nowhere CLOSE to Gemma Baristol. Why Gemma Baristol anyway – basically, it was the name I used for my old blog, and I had SEVERAL identity crises because of that. So, the name stuck.
(It’s embarrassing because I’ll still sometimes answer to Gemma, cause y’know Gemma is me and stuff and I’ll just stop now).
GUYS, if you use a fake name, come up with a better excuse than I did. Because I can’t lie for shit.
Hope you enjoyed reading that… Thing.
From Elm or Gemma or whatever 🙂